The All Seeing Television

The All Seeing Television

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The All Seeing Television

The All Seeing Television
US$19.99 US$29.99
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The All Seeing Television will come to life in your hands, manifest in your dreams, and hypnotize you while you stare deeply into each others eyes.

While you’re sprawled on the couch, scrolling for something to watch, it’s already watching you—with eyes that actually move. Poke the back, and those peepers roll: the blue ones blink like they’re in on a secret, the green (lash-adorned!) ones bat like they’re flirting, the red ones glare like they caught you sneaking the last slice of pizza, and the brown ones? They’re over here, deep in thought about… well, you.

Don’t worry, it’s got range. Hold it, and it “comes alive.” Stare too long? Yeah, it might just lull you into a little daydream (or a tiny, playful nightmare—no promises). Hard on the outside, weirdly squishy-fleshy in the middle, it’s like a tiny, all-knowing monster that fits in your hand. Oh, and we toss in a bottle of “VisioMaxiumum” – is it for “omniscience”? For making those eyes glide smoother? Who knows. But isn’t that part of the fun?

The eye is controllable with your finger through a hole in the back of the TV

  • Knows all things in all places at all times
  • Watches you while you watch it
  • Casts dreams and nightmares directly into your unconscious
  • Hard on the outside with a soft fleshy middle
  • Comes with a bottle of VisioMaxiumum for total omniscience and absolute lubrication

The All Seeing Television will come to life in your hands, manifest in your dreams, and hypnotize you while you stare deeply into each others eyes.

While you’re sprawled on the couch, scrolling for something to watch, it’s already watching you—with eyes that actually move. Poke the back, and those peepers roll: the blue ones blink like they’re in on a secret, the green (lash-adorned!) ones bat like they’re flirting, the red ones glare like they caught you sneaking the last slice of pizza, and the brown ones? They’re over here, deep in thought about… well, you.

Don’t worry, it’s got range. Hold it, and it “comes alive.” Stare too long? Yeah, it might just lull you into a little daydream (or a tiny, playful nightmare—no promises). Hard on the outside, weirdly squishy-fleshy in the middle, it’s like a tiny, all-knowing monster that fits in your hand. Oh, and we toss in a bottle of “VisioMaxiumum” – is it for “omniscience”? For making those eyes glide smoother? Who knows. But isn’t that part of the fun?

The eye is controllable with your finger through a hole in the back of the TV

  • Knows all things in all places at all times
  • Watches you while you watch it
  • Casts dreams and nightmares directly into your unconscious
  • Hard on the outside with a soft fleshy middle
  • Comes with a bottle of VisioMaxiumum for total omniscience and absolute lubrication

Refunds Policy

We accept order cancellation before the product is shipped or produced. If the order is cancelled you will get full refund. We cannot cancel the order if the product is already shipped out.

Returns (if applicable)

We accept return of products. Customers have the right to apply for a return within 180 days after the receipt of the product.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging. To complete your return, we require a receipt or proof of purchase. Please do not send your purchase back to the manufacturer.
If the return is caused by the consumer, consumer should be responsible for the shipping fee. The specific fee should be based on the express company you choose.

If due to our reasons, the goods received are damaged or not correct, and the consumer is not required to bear the shipping fee for this reason.

No restocking fee to be charged to the consumers for the return of a product.

Refunds (if applicable)

Once your return is received and inspected, we will email you a notification of receipt. We will also notify you of the approval or rejection of your refund. If you are approved, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment,within 180 days.

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Our goal is to offer you the best shipping options, no matter where you live. We deliver to hundreds of customers across the world every day, and we strive to provide you with services of the highest level.

The shipping time consists of two sections.

Processing Time
Verification of order details, sourcing, quality checks, and packaging. All orders are dispatched from the manufacturer within 72 hours after the order is placed and the payment is received.

Shipping Time
The time is taken to arrive at the destination after dispatch from our warehouses.

We use a high-security checkout procedure on our site to protect both the customer and  funnypockets.com This extends our processing time to 1-3 working days as we fully verify our customers and fulfill orders.

Order Processing Time
1-3 working days
*Taxes:All our prices and shipping costs include tax, so you don’t need to pay any tax.

Following this, your package will arrive between 3-10 working days depending on your geographical location and availability of stock and choice of delivery method.

Shipping Options, Prices and Time

USA: 7-14 business days
UK: 7-12 business days
Australia: 7-14 business days
Canada: 7-14 business days
Europe: 7-10 business days
Rest of world: 12-18 business days

Order & Tracking

When you place your order, you will receive a Purchase Confirmation email confirming your Order # and purchase details. You can cancel your order or make changes to your shipping information the same day you placed your order by midnight. After 6 hours, your order will be processed for stocking, packing, and shipping and this normally takes 1-3 business days. When this is completed, you will receive a Shipping Confirmation email.

Once your order has shipped, we will send you another Shipping Update email with your tracking number. To track your package, simply click on the link provided. Tracking information may not be available for the first couple of days after you receive your Shipping Update email. Several days may pass between package scans. We assure you that this is normal and will not affect your expected delivery date.

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