The All Seeing Television

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US$19.99 US$29.99

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The All Seeing Television

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The All Seeing Television

US$19.99 US$29.99

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The All Seeing Television will come to life in your hands, manifest in your dreams, and hypnotize you while you stare deeply into each others eyes.

While you’re sprawled on the couch, scrolling for something to watch, it’s already watching you—with eyes that actually move. Poke the back, and those peepers roll: the blue ones blink like they’re in on a secret, the green (lash-adorned!) ones bat like they’re flirting, the red ones glare like they caught you sneaking the last slice of pizza, and the brown ones? They’re over here, deep in thought about… well, you.

Don’t worry, it’s got range. Hold it, and it “comes alive.” Stare too long? Yeah, it might just lull you into a little daydream (or a tiny, playful nightmare—no promises). Hard on the outside, weirdly squishy-fleshy in the middle, it’s like a tiny, all-knowing monster that fits in your hand. Oh, and we toss in a bottle of “VisioMaxiumum” – is it for “omniscience”? For making those eyes glide smoother? Who knows. But isn’t that part of the fun?

The eye is controllable with your finger through a hole in the back of the TV

Knows all things in all places at all times
Watches you while you watch it
Casts dreams and nightmares directly into your unconscious
Hard on the outside with a soft fleshy middle
Comes with a bottle of VisioMaxiumum for total omniscience and absolute lubrication

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UK: 7-12 business days
Australia: 7-14 business days
Canada: 7-14 business days
Europe: 7-10 business days
Rest of world: 12-18 business days

We are confident that you will love your purchase! That’s why we offer a 30-nights money-back guarantee. If you’re not completely satisfied with your item, you can return it for a full refund within 30 nights of your purchase date.

Refund Process:
Once we receive your return, we will process your refund to the original method of payment within 3-5 business days.
You will receive a confirmation email once your refund has been processed.

Conditions:
Items must be returned in their original condition.
The 30-nights period begins from the date of delivery.
Limit of one return per household.

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