Servo skull toilet tissue dispenser

For the Emperor’s Throne Room—and Yours.
Command your bathroom with the grimdark elegance of the Servo Skull Toilet Tissue Dispenser, a functional relic forged in the unyielding spirit of the Imperium.

This meticulously crafted dispenser immortalizes the iconic Servo Skull—a symbol of ancient technology and eternal vigilance—transforming mundane routines into acts of devotion to the Omnissiah.

Perfect for Warhammer 40K zealots, this piece merges battlefield pragmatism with macabre artistry, ensuring even your sanitary rituals honor the God-Emperor’s glory114.

Authentic Gothic Design: Cast in weathered bronze with intricate mechanized detailing, this dispenser replicates the servo skull’s haunting visage, complete with glowing ocular implants (batteries included) to surveil your domain like a true Tech-Priest112.

Tactical Utility: Engineered for warzone efficiency, the adjustable roll holder fits standard toilet paper sizes, while the reinforced plasteel base ensures stability—even during the most chaotic campaigns16.

Easy Installation: No blessed rituals required! Mounts effortlessly to any wall with included hardware, turning your privy into a shrine worthy of the Adeptus Mechanicus3.

Pre-Order Now And Secure Your Relic!

Launch Offer: The first 100 orders receive a free Inquisition Necklace—because even the Emperor’s finest deserve luxuries amid eternal war.

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