The socks turned out great!
###“The Naughtiest Gift on Santa’s List This Year”

Deck the halls with jaws of terror!
While everyone else is stuck with boring reindeer and snowflakes, give your feet the ultimate Christmas upgrade: two grumpy, olive-green T-Rexes that clearly ate the elf who told them “behave.”

Hand-knitted from the coziest acrylic yarn (softer than Santa’s beard after conditioner), these limited-edition holiday gremlins come fully loaded for maximum festive chaos.



They’re warm enough to survive the North Pole, stretchy enough for post-feast food babies (one size crushes EU 35-42 / US 5-10), and 100% guaranteed to make your family lose it on Christmas morning.

Perfect for:
Lounging under the tree like the apex predator of presents
Zoom holiday parties where you casually flash dino teeth mid-“Jingle Bells”
Convincing your relatives you’ve been on the naughty list on purpose
Stuff these bad boys in a stocking or gift-wrap them with a bow; either way, they’re the Christmas miracle that bites back.
Limited holiday drop—grab them before they migrate south for the winter! 🦖🎄
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