Art the Clown planter - "The sweet home for your plants"

"Meet Your New Roommate: Art the Clown (He’s Great with Plants… Mostly)"
"Introducing the Art the Clown Succulent Sanctuary—where horror meets horticulture in the creepiest-cute way possible. This 5-inch resin nightmare… ahem, masterpiece, is hand-painted to capture every deranged grin and unsettling detail from the silver screen.

Because Even Evil Needs Good Drainage
"Art’s not just a pretty face—this pot’s got brains (unlike his movie victims).

Every chipped tooth and maniacal wrinkle is painstakingly recreated. Your echeveria will feel seen.

Resin Resilience: 
Survives your plant’s drama (overwatering) AND your roommate’s ‘pranks’.

5 Inches of Mayhem: 
Fits most succulents, air plants, or your collection of existential dread.

Pro tip: Pair with a Venus Flytrap for a ‘dinner-and-a-show’ experience. 🌵👻" 29

Why It’s the Ultimate Gift (That Won’t Haunt Your Conscience)
"For the friend who texts you horror memes at 3 AM:

Office Desk Upgrade: Replace their ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ mug with a pot that whispers ‘Live, Laugh, Run’.

Passive-Aggressive Gardening: “Thought you’d like someone truly toxic to take care of!”

Convo Starter: “Is that… a clown?” “No, it’s art.” (Cue nervous laughter.)

Bonus: The planter’s hollow head doubles as a candy jar… if you dare. 🍬💀"

Care Instructions (Because Even Clowns Need Love)
"Keep Art happy (or at least contained):
① Sunlight: Indirect light—direct rays might make him act out.
② Watering: Let soil dry between tantrums. He hates soggy feet.
③ Companionship: Avoid placing near mirrors. Or children. Or sanity.

Note: Laughter during assembly may occur. Batteries not included (evil not required)." 

"Ready to give your plants a home that’s 100% them? Art’s waiting… and he’s always watching. 👁️🌵"

🎯Order Processing Time: 1-3 working days
*Taxes:All our prices and shipping costs include tax, so you don’t need to pay any tax.

🔸USA: 7-12 business days
🔸UK: 7-12 business days
🔸Australia: 7-14 business days
🔸Canada: 7-14 business days
🔸Europe: 7-10 business days
🔸Rest of world: 12-18 business days

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We are confident that you will love your purchase! That’s why we offer a 60-night money-back guarantee. If you’re not completely satisfied with your item, you can return it for a full refund within 60 nights of your purchase date.

Refund Process:
Once we receive your return, we will process your refund to the original method of payment within 5-7 business days.
You will receive a confirmation email once your refund has been processed.

Conditions:
Items must be returned in their original condition.
The 60-night period begins from the date of delivery.
Limit of one return per household.