"The Only French Bulldog That Won’t Chew Your Shoes (But Will Steal All the Compliments) 🐾💼

Meet your new Frenchie Crossbody – a PU leather pup who’s always camera-ready, never needs walks, and guaranteed to make strangers ask, "Where’d you get that?!" With its perky ears, squishy nose, and judgment-free stare, this bag is 100% house-trained (unlike your roommate’s actual dog)

Why This Frenchie is a Paws-itively Perfect Sidekick:

Zip It, Frenchie!
A secure zipper mouth keeps your keys, phone, and secret candy stash safe – no drooling involved.

Adjustable Sass Levels
Customize the strap length for "casual coffee run" mode or "I’m a chic spy" vibes.

PU Leather, Real Attitude
Scratch-resistant, rain-proof, and way less stubborn than a real French bulldog.

Bonus:
The polyester lining is perfect for hiding crumbs from your actual snack-addicted pet. 🥐

Silver – "I’m classy but chaotic" (matches everything, including your existential crises).
Khaki – "I hike… to the fridge" (outdoorsy vibes, zero mud required).
Jet Black – "Mysterious floof" (ideal for covert cookie smuggling).
Red Wine – "Drama queen energy" (perfect for matching your lipstick… or wine stains).

Pro Tip: Pair with a dog leash (for yourself) and watch people’s confusion turn into envy. 🦴