💀☕ Emotional Support Death – Your New Existential BFF
Death never looked so... relatable. This hand-painted resin masterpiece features everyone's favorite cosmic inevitability enjoying life's simple pleasures: a steaming latte and a supremely unimpressed cat. Because even the Grim Reaper needs emotional support sometimes.
Why Your Desk Needs This Darkly Wholesome Duo:
Certified Mood - That 3am existential dread just got a caffeine companion
Purr-fect Irony - The cat's seen the void and decided it's overrated
Handcrafted Feels - Every brushstroke whispers "memento mori... but make it cozy"
🎁 Perfect for:
Colleagues who survive on coffee and spite
Goths who secretly love kittens
Anyone who mutters "We're all dust anyway" unironically
📦 SPECS: Material: Hand-painted resin